105th Post-Huh, what the hell?

105-I put on my badger hoodie outfit. Since yesterday, I haven't been able to put it on. -Hmmm.... I made the outfit quite large before, but now it just fit perfectly? I start to wonder is this really a good thing. Either way let made a pair of pants. I have just been walking around in just panties in the past 13 days of my life, now it's time for some pants. I think I should also graduate from tree barks belt and make one made from leather. I kinda remember in movies, police wore some kind of leather vest underneath their clothes that used to hold guns. I then decide to make one as well. I can use it to hide daggers and even those disposable one. I also made sheathes made from leather to replace the old ones. Afterward, I harvest and slaughter all of yesterday's bats and giant bats. Giant bats despite their size, are all leather and skin. 5 giant bats' meats only as much as one horned hare. The same can be said for the rest of the bats, though they're bigger then my past self's world's bats. I then roasted some of the bats' meats. After having my breakfast, drink some water, I then put the leftover meats to dry and start with my usual training regime, which I can already do the entire set already. I guess this is what rank up suppose to mean. I just hope my magic capability increase as well. However, some goblins start to crowd and point their weapons at me. -Huh? What the hell? Of course I beat them all, but more and more goblins come running.

104th Post-Snow White? lol

104-"Released Goblin King's Seals." "Released Undead King's Seals." "Released Spirit Kings' Seals." "Released Monsters Kings' Seals." "Released World Trees' Seals." "You has already reach lvl 100, do you wish to rank up as a Homogoblin?" "Yes/No." -What the hell are all that? "Yes/No." -Tch, of course it's Yes! Now tell me what the hell are those seals that just get released? "Conditions has been meet:-" "Learn lvl1-Enchant Poison." "Learn lvl1-Sanctuary." 13th day -God damn it! I feel so mad, right now. The status update voices spout some nonsense during my sleep. Goblins' King? Seals? Trees? Gah, my head! It also mentioned I got a rank up into a homogoblin. To be precise it's ask. Why ask? Is there any other rank up other then a homogoblin? By the way, what color is my skin? I look at my hands and all I see is white. -Snow White? lol. Byakko is grey with dark hair, the female estoc-user is all blue, Kame is bluish green, Eme is emerald green with seaweed-like wavy hair, and lastly Genbu magenta-colored skin with firy red hair. I just can't believe why none of the Elders told her to not going around with naked-chest when she was still a goblin. No! It's because she was bald. -Wait! How about me? I then put my hands on my chests. -Huh? They're small? No! I am flat-chested? Ugh, come on! My past self as a man has lower then average look. Even as a female, that fate still didn't change? Wait! Since when the size of a girls' breasts dictate their beauty? -Calm down me!

103rd Post-Break Fall

103-Of course I would at least try to save

them. First, I used first aid on each one of them. I figure it's more effective to stop the bleeding before I use heal. As for the one my team handled, I suck and spit out the poison from his wounds and spit them out before I use first aid and detoxify on him. I almost run out of bandages made from hides because I didn't bring a lot of them in the first place. Seeing me at work, most of homogoblins and goblins has a puzzled look, but they eventually help me out. Eme and Jin are lifesavers. I save up mana with them helping me out with their "heal". I realized that they has better aptitude at using heal and might as well in magic. *Sigh* So, this is what my past self feel as he struggle against those who were more talented. We then carried all bound and gagged kobolds back to the goblins' cave. For now, I decide to bury them except for their heads. Today, is really one hell of a ride. I even get my Envenom maxed to lvl10, maxed running to lvl10, maxed flying sidekick to lvl7, learned envenom work against formless creatures, learned poison aren't effective on giant bats and learned Beginner Break Fall, a fighting stance that slightly raise dodge rate against both physical and magical attacks. I would like to go fetch the three kobolds, but I won't be that lucky. What if I actually run across big sized monsters. Not only I will miss the kobolds messengers, I might also forfeit my life. I then fall asleep as the fatigue get to me.

102th Post-No mercy

102- I then cast Inc Agi on everyone. Each of them were surprised from the sensation and I told them this buff only last for a short while, so don't get carried away. Afterward, we split up and sneak ourselves into our strike respective strike zones. Just like I though, Mint and Tris have no problem keeping up with me while still stay vigilance and stealthy. It doesn't took us that long to reach the strike zones and we wait patiently for the wind to die. The wind die and so the start of our ambush. Mint and Tris rain him down with flurry of poisoned arrows that I give to them on the unexpected kobold, while I sneak up on him and do a flying sidekick which knock him unconscious. I then let Mint and Tris tie him up and gagged his mouth. Poisoned, he will be weaken to even consider breaking free. From a far I can faintly hear the noise of battle between the rest of groups with their respective target. We then proceed to the center of the kobolds' group and start tying and gagged the sleeping kobolds. While we at it, the other teams start to arrive and join in. After making sure they're all tied up and gagged, I told the homogoblins to retrieve the sentries they took out and the 10 goblins to be on the look out. They're a little bit of dissatisfaction from the five, but they obey eventually. Except for my team, every single kobolds' sentries handle by the others were trashed and heavily wounded. They're barely alive. -OMG! Don't these guys know mercy?

101st Post-Divide and Conquer

101-I divide ourselves into six groups. They will be two homogoblins and two goblins for each group except for one group, which is my group. I pick Mint and Tris to be with me. We are the speed demon. Our target is the sentry positioned the furthest. Kame-Genbu's team and shielders duo's team will handle the two sentries on both of the flanks. I assigned Re'ne and the leader of the five to a same group and handle the sentry positioned between the scouts and the rest of the kobolds. Just like I expect his name is Byakko. Since both of them are all-rounder just like me, I am pretty sure they're capable to sneak on the sentry as quite as possible. Eme and the female estoc-user while Jin and the male estoc-user form the two teams that will handle the scouts. They're the support teams, if by chance the plan fail, they will be the lifeline and rendezvous point for all the other teams. When the plan commenced, though their attention has already glued at the goblins cave, to sneak on those kobolds proven to be quite difficult. They positioned themselves with the goblins' cave at down wind. Not only they has clear view of the cave, they could smell anyone coming from the cave. I has anticipated this when I first thought of the strategy. To avoid the down wind, we will take a detour and attack them from the side. I told them when they reach each of their strike zone, they had to wait for moment when the wind die to attack. Before we start, I told them to gather some vines.

100th Post-"Subdue?"

100-Just like I though, some kobolds are on sentry-duty and they're six of them. Two position themselves just outside of the area surrounded by trench, while the other four guarding the perimeter outside of the area where I first see them. With that done, I check on the wind, before I sneak into the cave undetected. It's unexpected but they all awake and are staying inside the 4th cave. They told me they're waiting for me to train them. It seem some of the seven knew I always train during the night. "I would love to but tonight we have visitors." I told them to get ready to hunt. While they busy preparing themselves, I look for any other goblins who still awake. I found a total ten. All females though, they seem to be busy practicing what I taught to them at noon. I told them to wait in the 4th cave while I sneak into the 3rd cave. I decide to give them each, paws and feet sets, similar to the one I am currently wearing. I sneak back to the 4th cave carrying those with me. Upon receiving them, they all look really happy to look just like me. I have always feel that all the goblins look awfully similar, but this time, it seriously feel like being surrounded by your own clones. When everyone has assembled I told them of the situation. The plan is to ambush and subdue the six kobolds as quite as possible. "Subdue?" "If possible catch them alive by tying them up." I then bound and gagged Genbu as demonstration with some vines. Upon release, she mutter: "Why me?"

99th Post-Frogs' poison is really scary

99-After I cure her of poisoning, I leave her hanging upside down from a branch of a big tall tree, bound and gagged, since I can't have some strong nocturnal monsters eat her. I keep running into slimes, giant bats and some weak ghost-like creatures. Since it's a race against time, tracking the other two kobolds has become so much harder, but it should be fine since their movement speed should be impaired already by poisoned arrows. Frogs' poison are really scary. I don't have much difficulty dealing with the second one especially after I used Dec Agi on him. His will really is admirable, but after I used flying sidekick on him a couple of time, he give up and ready himself to be killed. I used detoxify on him but frog's poison are too potent, so after suck and spit out the poison from his wound, I used first aid and bandaged it to stop the bleeding. Afterward, I try detoxify on him a couple more time until I am sure he was cured. I then bound and gag him before I tie him upside down to a branch of a big tree. The third kobold was trying to hide his trail when I found him. Lucky for me, I found him first. He was greatly weaken when I found him. I treat him just like how I did with the second kobold. Now to handle the rest of the 20kobolds. The kobolds might has some sentries and scouts patrolling and observing the goblins' cave, to avoid that, I decide to take a detour and climb up the hill. From there, I run downhill straight to the goblins' cave.