7-I run to the river, has a drink, take a bath, clean my cloth of rags, swim, and then run back to the cave. Looking at the centipedes and the lizards I kill, I decide to dug small storage where I can keep all my stuffs and another one to keep my kills. I made the covers from branches and twigs, tied them together with vines and put grasses on them. Afterwards, I busy myself with the stone axes and knives as try them out on some branches. I determined to finish them today. When I did, I realized it's already dark and everyone already asleep. Goblins seem to has night vision, which I just realized. I feel a little bit hungry and decide to roast all the centipedes as dinner and left the lizards for breakfast. I went outside the cave and make a fireplace near the entrance after making sure smoke won't get into the cave.
I have never star gazing in the past life so, I never know the sky look so beautiful as I eat a roasted centipede. Suddenly, a voice startled me from behind. It is an old goblin. A male old goblin. He introduced himself as Gobu-jie, 20years old. Uninvited he sat on my side over looking the fireplace. He is surprise that I already able to light a fire.
"Why?"
"Only goblin mage can light a fire. Are you one?"
"Mage? Nah, I made them by rubbing two branches together."
I realized Gobujie has drool near his mouth, so I hand him one of the centipedes. He eat it like he never ate before. When I think about it, I never knew my name, so I ask him about it.
Sunday, 26 October 2014
Monday, 6 October 2014
6th Post - Feeling Easy
6-I find myself two branches as tall as me. I need bigger and a more bad-ass weapons. I will die if I don't take living seriously. One hollowed and the other one is suffice to be a bat. I made a lasso using a long vine and fix it together with the hollowed branch. A precaution against snakes. With a little bit of fine adjustment, I bet I can pick fruits from trees. Catching lizard using this feel so easy.I caught five more lizards, afterwards. It's truly the greatest creation of the century. I spend too much time fooling around and it's already noon. I am too hungry to have my lunch at the cave, so I roasted the lizards and eat some fruits for lunch. After doing one set of exercise except the jogging, I went to the last place I stalk those horned rabbits and then climb a tree. I am pretty sure the rabbits are hiding inside their burrows during noon, so I make myself comfortable on the tree as I wait for the rabbits. I have figured enough where to set traps. Next step is to find some bamboos.
"..."
Can't seem to come across them or any plants closed to them. Hmmm..... branches is it? I then went on to pick up branches and even twigs as I made my way to the cave. On the way I kill a couple more lizards and some 'baby' giant centipedes. At the cave, I properly stack up the branches and the twigs near my personal space. I decide to build a bed made from grasses and make the place around it like some room and of course no wall. When that done, I do the training regime.
"..."
Can't seem to come across them or any plants closed to them. Hmmm..... branches is it? I then went on to pick up branches and even twigs as I made my way to the cave. On the way I kill a couple more lizards and some 'baby' giant centipedes. At the cave, I properly stack up the branches and the twigs near my personal space. I decide to build a bed made from grasses and make the place around it like some room and of course no wall. When that done, I do the training regime.
5th Post - Me weak
5-6th day
It is seem I lost the experimental stone axes and knives. Just kidding. I hide them, all safe and sound before sleep. They're still unfinished though. Strong body come from great mind. Nah, it's the other way around. Either way, I just still can't figure a way to make them sharp. I wonder is it because I am too weak? Should I start train my body like those shounen sport characters in manga/anime? I never really take seriously sport, most of the time because of no motivation. Thought most people believe that they can't beat those born with talent, he don't. To him talent comprised only 20 percent. Opportunity, time, effort, passion, facilities and mental support, but he isn't blind. He is just too late to realized it. I will just give myself punishments. 100 push ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 jumps and 10 kilometres running. Ok, that a little bit too hard. Especially push ups. I barely do ten. I guess I will do it in ten sets and consider run back and forth plus a quick swim (only if it hot) to the river as one kilometre. After finish a set I went with what I do yesterday. They're no need to rush after all. I am out of juice to even consider to chase some lizards, fruits are my breakfast as well as some roast up giant centipedes. I doubt these guys are even fully grown. Kinda too dumb and too easy to kill. If my feeling is right I might die against them if they're two time bigger.
It is seem I lost the experimental stone axes and knives. Just kidding. I hide them, all safe and sound before sleep. They're still unfinished though. Strong body come from great mind. Nah, it's the other way around. Either way, I just still can't figure a way to make them sharp. I wonder is it because I am too weak? Should I start train my body like those shounen sport characters in manga/anime? I never really take seriously sport, most of the time because of no motivation. Thought most people believe that they can't beat those born with talent, he don't. To him talent comprised only 20 percent. Opportunity, time, effort, passion, facilities and mental support, but he isn't blind. He is just too late to realized it. I will just give myself punishments. 100 push ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 jumps and 10 kilometres running. Ok, that a little bit too hard. Especially push ups. I barely do ten. I guess I will do it in ten sets and consider run back and forth plus a quick swim (only if it hot) to the river as one kilometre. After finish a set I went with what I do yesterday. They're no need to rush after all. I am out of juice to even consider to chase some lizards, fruits are my breakfast as well as some roast up giant centipedes. I doubt these guys are even fully grown. Kinda too dumb and too easy to kill. If my feeling is right I might die against them if they're two time bigger.
4th Post - Stone Edges
4-The short nap doesn't seem to fully freshen me up, but I can't dilly dally around. Evening is too short, so I went to the stream for a quick swim. Wet rag act like shield against the hot still blazing sun. I search around for some small rocks with peculiar sharp edges as well as one big flat rock. I intend to make a stone knife. Or maybe a stone axe. However, despite my enthusiasm, I almost give up. Wouldn't a bat made from branch enough you say? Why wouldn't I think that before? Yeah, right. I wouldn't be a nerd in my past life if I have that kind of guts.
Almost dusk and I am still not done with the experimental stone knives and axes. They just doesn't get sharp enough. Why I am really nite-picky on making them sharp? It is for the sake of the next step of my plan. I want to make a trap for rabbits after all. Just hole won't be enough. The trap must at least has sharp protruding spears made from bamboos or long branches and skewerd the rabbits to death when they fell into them. If other goblins fell into them? That problem can wait until after I can build the trap. I carry back all the stuffs I have been working on all evening, pick up more vines to use as ropes and some fruits for midnight snacks. Just like I thought, the fruits I collected during the morning were all gone, but there is a much more impressing matter need to be taken care off. I must finish making the stone knives and axes, period.
Almost dusk and I am still not done with the experimental stone knives and axes. They just doesn't get sharp enough. Why I am really nite-picky on making them sharp? It is for the sake of the next step of my plan. I want to make a trap for rabbits after all. Just hole won't be enough. The trap must at least has sharp protruding spears made from bamboos or long branches and skewerd the rabbits to death when they fell into them. If other goblins fell into them? That problem can wait until after I can build the trap. I carry back all the stuffs I have been working on all evening, pick up more vines to use as ropes and some fruits for midnight snacks. Just like I thought, the fruits I collected during the morning were all gone, but there is a much more impressing matter need to be taken care off. I must finish making the stone knives and axes, period.
3rd Post - Me not vegetarian
3-5th day
I have already decided what to do today, so I already gone out of the cave before anyone else. I scan for the horned rabbits. I seen them yesterday but I avoid them out of fear. They're almost half size of any goblins and those horns, certainly look deadly. I decide to observe them and learn their habits. Knowledge is power. The easiest way to take down thy enemies is to know their weakness. Ok, that sound cocky, haha. Plus, I would know the plants these rabbits eat wouldn't be poisonous. It's killing two birds with one stone. I also on the look out for birds and learn what fruits they eat. Climbing trees is hard but this is way safer then stalking those rabbits on the ground. I took samples of leaves they eat. Those might be herbs or at least can be eaten as vegetables. I bring those back to the cave including a whole lot of fruits. Some one might eat them but whatever. I don't think eating them all would make me full. I am pretty sure both human and goblins are not vegetarians. Lizards are pretty fast and elusive so I satisfied my hunger with big-size insects like ten inch long scorpions instead. I find thrill in killing big poisonous bugs. Being wary of their stung is exciting and of course I barbecued them. Barbecued bugs taste like burnt prawns. Damn, if only I has oil and a frying pan. I take a short nap during noon as it is getting too hot. I am nocturnal in my past life. An otaku zombie. Strong sunlight is bad. Really bad, haha.
I have already decided what to do today, so I already gone out of the cave before anyone else. I scan for the horned rabbits. I seen them yesterday but I avoid them out of fear. They're almost half size of any goblins and those horns, certainly look deadly. I decide to observe them and learn their habits. Knowledge is power. The easiest way to take down thy enemies is to know their weakness. Ok, that sound cocky, haha. Plus, I would know the plants these rabbits eat wouldn't be poisonous. It's killing two birds with one stone. I also on the look out for birds and learn what fruits they eat. Climbing trees is hard but this is way safer then stalking those rabbits on the ground. I took samples of leaves they eat. Those might be herbs or at least can be eaten as vegetables. I bring those back to the cave including a whole lot of fruits. Some one might eat them but whatever. I don't think eating them all would make me full. I am pretty sure both human and goblins are not vegetarians. Lizards are pretty fast and elusive so I satisfied my hunger with big-size insects like ten inch long scorpions instead. I find thrill in killing big poisonous bugs. Being wary of their stung is exciting and of course I barbecued them. Barbecued bugs taste like burnt prawns. Damn, if only I has oil and a frying pan. I take a short nap during noon as it is getting too hot. I am nocturnal in my past life. An otaku zombie. Strong sunlight is bad. Really bad, haha.
2nd Post - Useless old me
2-The old me is pretty useless, but it is still better then none.
I burnt a bit the lizard, but it twice no, it's ten time better compared to anything I have ever eat. A taste much more similar to those food I have only eat in my past life. Afterward, I ask some grown up goblins the way to a nearest stream and the male goblin from before gladly point me the direction to it. He said he is proud of me from the impression of me at waking up on my own and has great expectations of my growth. Realizing he would end up talking on and on, I excuse myself.
At the stream, I take my first ever bath, clean my dusty rag of clothes in the water, squeezed it almost dry and worn it back. I try to find more lizard, but all I come across are weird looking frogs. They are at least ten time bigger then normal frogs and look gross, so I pass on eating them, but I kill them either way by smashing them with rocks. remember frogs with striking colored especially red are poisonous, so I stick those to some twigs and collected them. By the time it is almost nighttime, my dusty rag already dried up and I has more then two dozens of them. The grown up goblins has warned us that strong nocturnal monsters lurk during the night, so I went back to our cave. Other goblins might eat these frogs that I catch, so I dig a hole beside my sleeping place, cover it with leaves and bury it. Eureka, I know what I am going to do tomorrow. Though, still hungry I have a very satisfied face on my face as I sleep.
I burnt a bit the lizard, but it twice no, it's ten time better compared to anything I have ever eat. A taste much more similar to those food I have only eat in my past life. Afterward, I ask some grown up goblins the way to a nearest stream and the male goblin from before gladly point me the direction to it. He said he is proud of me from the impression of me at waking up on my own and has great expectations of my growth. Realizing he would end up talking on and on, I excuse myself.
At the stream, I take my first ever bath, clean my dusty rag of clothes in the water, squeezed it almost dry and worn it back. I try to find more lizard, but all I come across are weird looking frogs. They are at least ten time bigger then normal frogs and look gross, so I pass on eating them, but I kill them either way by smashing them with rocks. remember frogs with striking colored especially red are poisonous, so I stick those to some twigs and collected them. By the time it is almost nighttime, my dusty rag already dried up and I has more then two dozens of them. The grown up goblins has warned us that strong nocturnal monsters lurk during the night, so I went back to our cave. Other goblins might eat these frogs that I catch, so I dig a hole beside my sleeping place, cover it with leaves and bury it. Eureka, I know what I am going to do tomorrow. Though, still hungry I have a very satisfied face on my face as I sleep.
1st Post - Peeka Boo! I am 4days old
1-"Hah.... hah.... hah...."
The fourth days of my life start with me waking up from weird dream. The weird dream is like looking into multiple dreams at the same times and when I think about it, it is actually more like looking into flashes of some human's life. Yeah, a human's dreams. It's crazy I tell ya. Why me, a goblin have such dream and it's like having a ton of information downloaded into your tiny little goblin's brain. Confused, I stay awake until a grown up adult male goblin come and woke every little goblins around me for breakfasts. As I am already awaken, he told me to not waste my grub as it is the last meal the grown up will ever serve us, little goblins as we will have to start to look for our own food from today onward. Yeah, goody. I have been forcing myself to eat them anyway. Thank god that today is the last.
The first prey I catch is a small harmless lizard. It seriously took a whole lot of effort to cornered the little guy and kill it using a palm sized rock I randomly pick. Remembering the awful taste of all the food i eat these four days, I decide to light a fire and somehow cook it, a knowledge from my past life as a human man. Its the most logical conclusion I have for the dream, since it explain why I have no shred amount of femininity in me despite being a female. It take an even a whole lot of me to lit a fire since the previous me was merely a good for nothing NEET. This reincarnation is probably a punishment but whatever.
The fourth days of my life start with me waking up from weird dream. The weird dream is like looking into multiple dreams at the same times and when I think about it, it is actually more like looking into flashes of some human's life. Yeah, a human's dreams. It's crazy I tell ya. Why me, a goblin have such dream and it's like having a ton of information downloaded into your tiny little goblin's brain. Confused, I stay awake until a grown up adult male goblin come and woke every little goblins around me for breakfasts. As I am already awaken, he told me to not waste my grub as it is the last meal the grown up will ever serve us, little goblins as we will have to start to look for our own food from today onward. Yeah, goody. I have been forcing myself to eat them anyway. Thank god that today is the last.
The first prey I catch is a small harmless lizard. It seriously took a whole lot of effort to cornered the little guy and kill it using a palm sized rock I randomly pick. Remembering the awful taste of all the food i eat these four days, I decide to light a fire and somehow cook it, a knowledge from my past life as a human man. Its the most logical conclusion I have for the dream, since it explain why I have no shred amount of femininity in me despite being a female. It take an even a whole lot of me to lit a fire since the previous me was merely a good for nothing NEET. This reincarnation is probably a punishment but whatever.
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